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Creative yet cheesy Pick up lines, that might actually work.

Started by Shawn Sunshine, January 13, 2013, 01:05:13 AM

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Shawn Sunshine

January 13, 2013, 01:05:13 AM
If you were a transformer:

You'd be Optimus Fine!
Shawn Sunshine Strickland The Strickalator

#SupergirlsForJustice
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kariann330

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March 09, 2013, 06:30:36 AM
Hey, how do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled, or fertilized?
I need a hero to save me now, i need a hero to save my life, a hero will save me just in time!!

"Don't bother running from a sniper, you will just die tired and sweaty"

Longest shot 2500yards, Savage 110BA 338 Lapua magnum, 15X scope, 10X magnifier. Bipod.
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Shawn Sunshine

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February 18, 2015, 01:28:26 PM
scrambled
Shawn Sunshine Strickland The Strickalator

#SupergirlsForJustice
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infinity

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February 23, 2015, 08:30:31 PM
for all the biology lovers out there:

"if i were an enzyme, i'd be dna helicase so i could unzip your genes."
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wheek

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February 24, 2015, 02:22:34 AM
Did you invent the aeroplane?
Because you're Wright for me  ;D
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Valleyrie

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February 24, 2015, 02:28:12 AM
You're so cute I could just eat you out. I mean up. Either one.
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WildThing

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May 06, 2015, 04:13:39 AM
Are you a bug flying over a beaver's home...

Cuz ur so dam fly...
Sammi T.
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