Nebraska Woman Files Suit Against All Homosexuals

[Beth Andrea]

Imagine if it had gone to trial...and the list of witnesses called by the defense (us!)...

Day 3,269 of defense rebuttals "Your Honor, I call before the Court, Tom Twinkleberries, a self-admitted homosexual, witness number two hundred thousand seven hundred and twelve..."

[iKate]

In the suit, entered into the docket as Driskell v. Homosexuals, Sylvia Ann Driskell, 66, of Auburn, Nebraska, asks in a seven-page, neatly handwritten petition (PDF) that U.S. District Judge John M. Gerrard decide once and for all whether homosexuality is or isn't a sin.

Ridiculous bigotry aside, I believe the 1st amendment prohibits the judge from making such a determination.

[Jill F]

Also according to Leviticus, eating bacon-wrapped shrimp is a sin.  Maybe we should just round up all of those who don't keep Kosher as well just to be safe?

*facepalm*

And don't get me started about those wicked guys that trim their beards.

[Laura_Squirrel]

I didn't know that bacon wrapped shrimp was a thing. That sounds delicious.

[VeryGnawty]

Imagine if it had gone to trial...and the list of witnesses called by the defense (us!)...

Day 3,269 of defense rebuttals "Your Honor, I call before the Court, Tom Twinkleberries, a self-admitted homosexual, witness number two hundred thousand seven hundred and twelve..."

Actually, I'm more interested in the witnesses for the prosecution.  When they call God and Jesus, I want to see if they actually take the witness stand...

[Beth Andrea]

I didn't know that bacon wrapped shrimp was a thing. That sounds delicious.

Yes! Yes! Where does the line form!?!

Actually, I'm more interested in the witnesses for the prosecution.  When they call God and Jesus, I want to see if they actually take the witness stand...

Oh we needn't wait...there are many many who say they speak for the Deity, and they're good enough, right?

At least. they think so...