You just might be trans* when...
1. you know more about foundation than the person at the makeup counter would ever want to know.
2...you start getting advertising emails from Torrid and Yandy.
3. your closet is filled with beautiful dress but you were born male.
4. The first site you visit in the morning is the forums at
susans.org5. And so is the last one.
6. You know more about your condition than the doctor does.
7. You find yourself explaining to someone what MTF, FTM, FFS and "being clocked" means.
8. You know what a type III forehead is.
9. instead of a shopping list, you have a surgical list.
10. You spend more money on hair removal than you do on food.
11. You're male and you know all about the Tanner stages
12. Endocrinology becomes casual conversation like weather or sports.
13. You present male, but get excited that Coach has a men's store... with bags!
14. When you've been in both the mens room and the ladies room at certain places and know for a fact which one is cleaner.
15. When you know the graffiti in the woman's restroom is better than the mens.