The other night, I was at a friend's house. Actually, a friends' house, as four of them play in a band and live together. One of them has a new girlfriend who I haven't met. Naturally, we became fast friends. As we were chatting, my friend said something about me in the third person and called me "he." I gave him a look and said "He???" the way I do. And he replies, "Oh shi-, sorry. I meant 'she.' Here, I deserve this," he said leaning his face in for me to smack him. So I planted a kiss on his cheek! He giggled, and his face turned red!
