Ok... i die now.

[jonjon]

Someone just end this god damn suffering!

I cannot go on like this... this pain.... I cant seem to talk to anyone about it... i cant eat...

Whoever bestowed this mouth ulcer upon me will die by my hand as soon..... as soon as i've got some bonjella!

Seriously... this is like the wost pain i have ever felt!!!!

And it just swells up more and more.... and the salt water isn't working and there's nothing available in the house right now.... and all the shops are shut so i have to wait until tomorrow to get some drugs!

And it's right behind my back tooth, in the perfect place to be constantly irritated by any slight movement in my mouth, hence why i cant even talk without it hurting so bad!

[RebeccaFog]

Great Zot!

Have you tried holding some whiskey on it?   You Brits do have whiskey, don't you?

I don't even know if this is a good suggestion.  I wish I had something more.

[jonjon]

I dont have any whisky.

I got rum though! 

[RebeccaFog]

Does Rum have alcohol in it?   

Just kidding.  I never heard about keeping anything in your mouth except whiskey.  I always assumed it had magical properties not available in other liquors.

It also just occurred to me that instead of numbing your ulcer, it might brutally sting it.  Maybe you should ignore me.

[jonjon]

Sting is a good sign that something is working... or something to that effect. Like taking medicine that tastes foul... though thats something i could never do!

[RebeccaFog]

There is nothing more foul on this planet than rum.  I can't even think about it without getting ill.

[jonjon]

Rum is great stuff!

And i found some JD so i'm sticking a bit on it every 2 minutes using a  q-tip.

Stings like hell... but i aint too sure of exactly what it's doing other than? 

[LynnER]

when I used to get those, Id moisen<sp?> a half a cotton ball with some whisky and pack it where the sore was... you dont want it totaly soaked though... It hurts but allways seemed to help alittle in the long run...

Oh, and there are things more foul than rum....  jagermiester for example... thats deathrot in a bottle... *shudders* it should be banned in all civilized states, countrys, counties and so forth...

[Jaiden]

Did you try diluted listerine? I don't mean the minty kind but the nasty dark urine colored plain one?  Try that

when I used to get those, Id moisen<sp?> a half a cotton ball with some whisky and pack it where the sore was... you dont want it totaly soaked though... It hurts but allways seemed to help alittle in the long run...
Oh, and there are things more foul than rum....  jagermiester for example... thats deathrot in a bottle... *shudders* it should be banned in all civilized states, countrys, counties and so forth...

Ugh gag reflexes when I saw Jagermiester. Up there with Rumplemintz 

[jonjon]

jager.... mmmm... i love it but my stomach dont. Imagine the arguments on that one!

lol

Today i found bonjella and i swear it is my new god!

I can finally eat at last without suffering and dying!