I won't disclose my (current) name on here, but if you know the name of the rifle in Full Metal Jacket, then you know my name. This movie actually came out the year I was born and my name was directly inspired by it.
Now I wonder if my parents ever realized the irony of this name, and particularly, the irony of my first and second names combined. The names together mean "man (or manly person) who courageously handles a spear".
I was born female and that's what they called me. Man with spear.

It's hilarious. I almost feel bad that I'm gonna have to shed the name, it's too feminine, regardless of its awesome meaning.
Feel free to share any of your name stories

I'm thinking of a new name for myself, currently like Rowan a lot.