I flying to Florida out of LaGuardia on Wednesday morning, so we shall see how I get treated. I've only had to use the millimeter wave machine once in the 20 times I've flown in the last 3 years. Somehow they hardly ever pick me and the last time I flew I was randomly selected for the pre-check line, which blew my mind since it was the first time I had flown with my new name and matching ID with the correct gender marker on them.
The last time I was sent through one of those machines was in a month or two after HRT at Newark (NJ) Airport and I was still presenting male. I was wearing a sports bra to hide the girls and the machine picked up my small breasts as an abnormality. A male TSA agent searched me and when he felt the bra, I told him I was transgender and just started transitioning. He turned about 3 shades of red and said ok, not a problem and sent me on my way.
Yesterday over breakfast and I were talking about our trip. (I'm flying to Florida, but she is driving to TN to pickup her father to take to Florida to look for a house to buy because he doesn't like to fly and we didn't want him at 73 to drive from TN to FL all by himself. Plus I can't afford 4 days of driving away from work and with flights to Florida being so cheap right now. ($99 each way.)
Anyway my wife says to me jokingly over breakfast yesterday: "You get to fly in luxury when I drive to TN and FL."
ME: "Yes, but I have to deal with possible groping from the TSA!"
Wife (jokingly): "Awe, I get to miss out on that fun too!"
ME: "I guess I get to see how well my tuck is on the machine."
Wife: "Everything is so small and staying tucked in on there own I don't think your going to have a problem with that. Your testes are probally saying, 'We're hiding in here until it's time to leave for good!' "
I love my wife's humor in things!!!