An fer mi 100th post.....
Ok about 5 or 6 Months ago, I was living in an apt an mi cousin was chillin with mi. Mi cousin is a Dissabled Army Ranger, an I was a Cavalry Scout amongst other things. So This is at a point when mi breast growth had reached na point beyond needing a bra bit I didn't have one yet. Aniwae, m up in mi room an well when ye mix na "Certain Sexual Sideeffects" of hormones with na sex drive of a nymphomaniac with a severe lust addiction, well, a monster is born lol. So Feeling that way I call a boy friend an get dressed really slutty. just as m ready mi cousin hollers up an TOLD mi sternly to get down there. M like wnp (what na phoohey)an he said to come down an stand tall bifor na man...
WNP???
Could it bi cops?
Could it bi mi Father??
Could it bi an angry librarian lookin fer her dvd's???
NOPE it's Na Dept. of Defence Security Advisory come to interview mi about a kid whom had previously lived next door an was now serving an had applied fer a high sec. position. lol
M standing there lookin at this HOTT wee Government Lesbian whom couldn't stop lookin mi up an down unaware she was biting her lip lol. M standing there in shiny black patent leather 20 hole Doc Marten boots, Black an white stripped thigh highs, black lace garter, black lace thong, black plaid micro minni, an a cute pink an white Hello Kitty shirt (yes Harley, provided bi stalker
)with light pink lips an nails too lol. Aniwae being in na excited state I was in, an seein her reactions to mi, I had to mess with her. After every question asked she would look up to see mi body language, I would take in deep chest expanding breaths till her gaze was focused on mi babi boobs ther as I gave mi answers I would slowly sway to an fro as a hypnotist uses a pocket watch an distract na heck out of her. This interview took about 40 minutes so needless to say there was pleanty of tyme to disrupt her. But when she actually started to blush both mi cousin an mi ( he was just inside listening)burst out laughin an she got madd. she hurried through remaining questions then advised mi its a felony to sexually harass a govt employee lol. We burst out laughing again as she left but I did see she was still checkin mi out lol. A few minutes later we pondered na possible reprocussions.
LESSON learned??? >>> ya, Never attempt to use yer ->-bleeped-<- Superpowers of mind control against a Government Employee until ye have mastered them.....
