FTM topic: If the period was a real person, how would you treat him then?

[Sebby Michelango]

I ask mainly FTMs, but all the women are allowed to reply too.
If Mark the Menstruation (I gave him the nickname) was a real person, how would you treat him then?
Sometime I imagine the period as a naughty person. He has a human form and is something similar to mythology creatures. He give people the period and where he lives depends. I want to know how you would treat him, if he was a real person and if you meet him.

*Would you punishment him?
*Would you jell at him?
*Would you ask him to quit giving people the period?
*Would you treat him like everybody else or like a friend?

Please tell me in the comment section. It's a fantasy person we're talking about, so I think you're allowed to talk about punishment and which he deserve etc if he deserve one.

[WorkingOnThomas]

I'd kick him in the back and stomach till he screamed. See how he likes it.

[Elis]

I'd imagine him as an uninvited guest that won't leave my house no matter how many hints I give him; constantly telling me that I'll never be a man, encouraging me to eat too much junk food and telling me to be overly emotional  about things that don't need to be cried over.

[j.d79]

I'd punch his fathead!!

[Sebby Michelango]

If Mr. Period was a real person, I would punishment him hard. 
I think I would flog him so his back bleed. Then I would change his clothes to 1700s prison/execution clothes. I would bring him to the three in my garden and then hang him. He would be strangled and tortured. With his hands and feet chained, he can't escape. I don't think he would die, because he's a mythology similar creature. As long he has the duty, he's immortal. He would be tortured and every time he gave a person the period, the rope would be extra tighten and he would feel more pain around his neck. I guess he would hang there as long the police officer don't notice him.

<-- "Hehe, the period get his medieval punishment and he deserve it!"
< -- "Who cares about the period? He deserve the punishment. We're the police, but in this case, we don't care"

[NekoBoy]

I would probably punch him in the stomach and be like, "WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME!"
Then tell him that if he ever does it again I'll come back and beat him senseless.  XD

[November Fox]

I´d kick his ass into a hospital.
But what makes you think they´d be a dude?

Doesn´t matter though.
I´d feel like strangling them anyway...

I foresee a very violent thread. 

[Sebby Michelango]

I´d kick his ass into a hospital.
But what makes you think they´d be a dude?

Doesn´t matter though.
I´d feel like strangling them anyway...

I foresee a very violent thread. 

I thought he would be a dude, since I don't think a woman would give other women (and some men) the period. Because women generally know how the period feels and wouldn't give them own it. If the Period was a woman, why would she give it to women? Then she may risk to experience it self.

But if the Period is a guy with a male anatomy, he could choose to give it to everybody with opposite anatomy. Then he wouldn't risk experience it self. He could give it to women and some guys with the XX-chromosome anatomy. I imagine the period as a cisguy, if he was a person.

[Kylo]

^ maybe the period was a woman who doesn't like you? Ever dealt with female jealousy, hate or vindictiveness? It tends to be more subtle and long-term... like 5 days feeling crap

This is a very strange question but I suppose I'd ask the period to get out of my life in the same way I'd ask some complete stranger who walked in off the street and started disrupting my day while being of no use at all to GTFO before I call the po-lice.

Anything that causes pain and blood is usually a signal that something isn't right in the body. If the period was a person, it would be as welcome as a disease.

[November Fox]

Well, as it turns out he´s over here right now.
Could you guys do me a favor please.

Kick him out?

I have a feeling that calling the police on it won´t help.
*sigh*