I feel ya. I'm of Nordic descent, so on one hand, I am a wooly mammoth, on the other hand, at least it's light blonde. What was once a glorious beard I was proud of is now a bane that I try (unsuccessfully) to eradicate everyday. I use no guard clippers on my arms every few days and shave my legs almost everyday. It's a horribly tedious process, but it does make me feel better.