I DESPISE my body hair. I never really was a fan of it before I realized my situation a bit more, but now I just HATE it. I just wish it would FALL out and then I'd get less acne, it would be more hygienic and comfy. I wouldn't feel so gross all the time.
My genitalia are a concern to me, and its been growing on me more and more lately. Just the more I think about it, what I have and what I eventually might want.
I like my bodys face. I like it and identify with it quite a bit, but I hate the facial hair. It STABS me whenever it grows back, so then I don't want to shave it, and when I do I get a burn all day. If I don't shave it, I look like ->-bleeped-<- cause it doesn't go much further. Like...If I identified with those masculine traits more, I'd like neat and well kempt facial hair. It only grows JUST enough to make me look like a bum. My mom gets on my case about it cause I don't want to irrate my face. Its damned if you do damned if you don't, and I ALWAYS get acne. I have a deep fear of that one part of my body becoming lesser because its the only thing I have left on it that I really like
I have allergies now to wheat and egg and lactose problems. I'd like for once to just have a meal without worries (the natural stuff...Eff the MSG ->-bleeped-<-. It disgusts me now). So I feel energyless and undernourished all the time. I have such a high metabolism, that I'm hungry every 2 hours. I'm also a hypoglieciemic, which gives me even less energy, and I'm suspecting diabetes cause I have to pee alot. Taking sugar and caffeine away, even when my stomach sucks anyway, is almost unbearable. So the, "THIS IS ONLY 70 PERCENT OF MY TRUE POWER" joke actually applies to me. I feel retarded unless the circumstances are JUST right. When they are, I feel good enough to conquer the world. I'm not even joking about that.
I don't mind my bodys shape and size...In fact I like it. I feel less thuglike and more inhuman, which I tend to like more.
I also have fear of hairloss on my head. I feel like its thinner and crappier. Genetics get me again. Crap.
So If I could get a clone with problems worked out, the problems I'd fix would be:
Gastrointestinal balance (hence no allergies again)
Mental Health (more serotonin and happiness without constant sexual activity)
Balanced hormones (so stress wouldn't bone me all the time, and so I'd be less addicted to sexual thoughts and our preprogrammed bull->-bleeped-<- monkey fate)
Bone Density (Yeah...Broke 2 bones...I have minor Osteoporosis cause of a lack of calcium...No milk, bad luck.)
Hair Removal or Hair never developed everywhere
Lots I wish I had, but if I had that and art utensils I'd be happy mortally for a long time. Or at least CLOSE...C'mon Science *shakes fists