Best fun i had with a cricket bat was one with 5 holes drilled in it. Each hole contained a shot of different flavoured Sambuca. I had one shot after a bottle of cider til they were gone, I left the bar with Pierce Brosnan & Kylie but woke up with Shane McGowan & Anne Widdicombe! 5 ciders, 5 Sambucas sounds like a George Thorogood song!