Okay everyone, we all know that Moni, will be having some sort of surgical procedure tomorrow, for the life of me I am having a difficult time remembering exactly what it is. I know it has something to do with her dog Clyde, (I think). So, to try and help her out I have come up with a check list to make sure that she is properly prepared.
Make sure that she gives the hospital security officers pictures of Laurie and warn them of her impending arrival.
Warn them of how dangerous she might be and of all of the threats against her and poor Clyde
Make sure that she has enough doughnuts for each day of the week, a different color for each day would be helpful, but then Clyde growled something about she might be color blind. This would be a good time to get a pool going on how long she will have to sit on one of them before giving them a toss.
Make sure that she has her secret stash of candy bars hid well from everyone, (especially Laurie in case she gets through security, I hear she has a wicked nose for smelling sweets) so she can enjoy them when she is post-op.
Speaking of Laurie make sure that everyone on her hospital floor has pictures of Laurie and warn them of how dangerous she is in case she gets by the security officers, one can never be to careful.
Keep telling Clyde that it is simply a trip to get his nails clipped and nothing else, (poor devil).
In case Laurie gets through security, the nurse's station and everyone else, have her whip and chair available until help arrives.
Make sure that she has her dilator's arranged properly according to size, heard something that she want's to go for the gusto and start out with the largest immediately, patience, my dear, patience.
Seriously, if you are a Christian, say a prayer for her tomorrow, for a successful surgical procedure and speedy recovery. If you are not wish for the same for her and that everything goes well. I know that she will be in my thoughts and prayers. Hugs
