Sham got in from a morning's work, she was covered in insulation fibers as just been up a ladder stuffing it above some ceiling panels. She realized that her wife and kids where out - a house to yourself for a couple of hours you say? hmm i wonder what i can do?
"Well i'm covered in the fibers, that's a good enough reason to have a bath rather than a shower" she thought. She soaked for a bit, didn't use the normal lynx stuff that some smelly man had left there but instead picked up something a bit more feminine that was just sitting around.
Although Sham could have just fallen to sleep right there she thought she better get out, she knew the bath plug wasn't 100% effective and didn't want to wake up naked in an empty cold bath after all! She got out and realized that the soap and glory items that she brought her wife many years before where still there, hardly ever touched. Sham's a caring person and thought she better help use this stuff up.
She rubbed a tube of stuff that cleans the nose into what is apparently called the T zone of the face - "who knew" she pondered, she thought she better shave her face too but then picked up a tub of body butter. "Well i am going to have a jacket potato after this and it's only butter" sham thought. After all it was a good enough reason as any. She applied the butter not to her jacket potato though, she slipped and got it all over her face, arms, legs and chest. "i wonder how that happend, oh well! onwards" she explained to herself. "WOW ive never felt so clean!" Sham was quite revitalized by this point .
She's sitting on her computer chair now and is so relaxed she could could slip right off the chair onto the floor and just lie there happy.
