All I want for Christmas is my ________

[DawnOday]

Hair removed

[Megan.]

... Children to be safe and happy.

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[DawnOday]

... Children to be safe and happy.

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I'm being selfish. Maybe I should reconsider. Nice choice Megan.

[Devlyn]

All I want for Christmas is my two front teats. 

[Megan.]

My other answer was Anchovy Pizza [emoji23]

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[Angela Drakken]

Id like my dignity back.

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[Allison S]

My very own first apartment

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[Sarah_P]

New job in a safe town with higher pay & / or good health insurance.

... Maybe a little chocolate, too.

[bobbisue]

      My hormones back

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[Rebecca W]

Partner to come visit

[RobynTx]

Sleep.  Plain and simple.

[aves]

uterus to be removed.

-aves

[Toni]

bigger B :oBs

[Kylo]

My neighbours to be quiet

[Lady Sarah]

WiFi to be lag free.

[CarlyMcx]

FFS.

[Jamie Xu]

Does Santa have vaginas in his sack?

[Roll]

Hair removed and pizza. I'm greedy. I have no children, but even then I'd probably take the hair removal and pizza. They can be sad and in danger for a year, they'd live.

Though Anchovies only if they are good, high quality ones. None of that Domino's anchovies. Had some really good white anchovies on a Caesar Salad a while back that would be perfect with some crispy, spicy pepperoni on a pizza.

Does Santa have vaginas in his sack?

Yes, but they're more of a Buffalo Bill thing he keeps for himself. Santa has problems.

[amandam]

Sex-change machine where you select a female from the menu and step inside.

[Sawney1000000]

my mustache to grow!!