All I want for Christmas is my ________

[V M]

ability to live in any city in any country I desire whenever I feel like it

[coldHeart]

To love myself & smile.

[Cenna]

I'll take a wad of cash or good health insurance. Santa must have good health insurance what with him getting on in years and all the cookies right?

[Shambles]

Lets see...no back pain.... and being able to feel normal

[Sinead]

I was going to say to be a woman, but that's a little predictable.

If we're talking in trans terms, all I want is to start hormones
Otherwise, I want every Pretty Little Liars book... I have the mind of a teenage girl

[Julia1996]

The iPhone 10. But considering the 1000.00 price tag I totally don't think I will be getting that. Jewelry is always acceptibe though. Lol

[Michelle_P]

Face repaired. [emoji53]


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[KathyLauren]

My @#$% birth certificate changed.

[Charlie Nicki]

Sex-change machine where you select a female from the menu and step inside.

OMG send me one of those as well!

[davina61]

My family to ask me to come round

[Julia1996]

Actually I have what I wanted. My SRS is scheduled for May. That's the only present I need.

Though  I think I'll tell Tristan I want him to get me a baby kangaroo from Australia. He should know how to get one.  They are so cute and when it grew up I could train it to whack people with its tail and box someone in the head with its little hands. A pet that's cute AND functional.

[aves]

Actually I have what I wanted. My SRS is scheduled for May. That's the only present I need.

Though  I think I'll tell Tristan I want him to get me a baby kangaroo from Australia. He should know how to get one.  They are so cute and when it grew up I could train it to whack people with its tail and box someone in the head with its little hands. A pet that's cute AND functional.

I keep seeing kangaroo posts on facebook where they are enormous and muscle-y. I feel like that would be the best emotional support animal someone could ever have. But if I ever had one, I would have to dress it in a good leather jacket or something badass like that. Ontario winters are much too cold for a poor kangaroo to be living without something to keep it warm. Maybe a really big ugly Christmas sweater?

[Julia1996]

I keep seeing kangaroo posts on facebook where they are enormous and muscle-y. I feel like that would be the best emotional support animal someone could ever have. But if I ever had one, I would have to dress it in a good leather jacket or something badass like that. Ontario winters are much too cold for a poor kangaroo to be living without something to keep it warm. Maybe a really big ugly Christmas sweater?

I don't think a kangaroo would like Denver either. Lol. Hmmm maybe a faux fur coat with a matching muff to put it's hands in.

[Roll]

I keep seeing kangaroo posts on facebook where they are enormous and muscle-y. I feel like that would be the best emotional support animal someone could ever have. But if I ever had one, I would have to dress it in a good leather jacket or something badass like that. Ontario winters are much too cold for a poor kangaroo to be living without something to keep it warm. Maybe a really big ugly Christmas sweater?

And sunglasses regardless of the outfit. All kangaroos must wear sunglasses.

[Julia1996]

And sunglasses regardless of the outfit. All kangaroos must wear sunglasses.

Absolutely.  And in summer I can add a Hawaiian print shirt and swim trunks. If I can find them big enough I might also get it some of those flashing shoes like they have for horses. Lol

[Julia1996]

I could put it on a leash and put my purse and purchases  it's pouch when I go shopping.

[Cindy]

I've got a kangaroo in the garden at the moment and he is wearing shades and sucking on a stubbie

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And sunglasses regardless of the outfit. All kangaroos must wear sunglasses.

Why do I feel like there was a movie like this? I keep imagining that Scooby Doo movie but there was definitely a kangaroo in sunglasses somewhere.


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[Julia1996]

Why do I feel like there was a movie like this? I keep imagining that Scooby Doo movie but there was definitely a kangaroo in sunglasses somewhere.


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I don't know about sunglasses but I saw a kangaroo on a talk show wearing boxing gloves. It kept hitting the host in the head. Then when it's handler tried to get it to behave it popped him in the face and nearly knocked him down. That kangaroo was adorable but it was really mean and bad tempered!

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I don't know about sunglasses but I saw a kangaroo on a talk show wearing boxing gloves. It kept hitting the host in the head. Then when it's handler tried to get it to behave it popped him in the face and nearly knocked him down. That kangaroo was adorable but it was really mean and bad tempered!

I did some digging (and by digging I mean googling "kangaroo sunglasses movie" and found Kangaroo Jack (2003). My childhood has brought back possibly the weirdest movie I've ever watched.