I got a useless gift this year from a girl at work. This girl has told me I should get a tan and I've explained more than once why I can't. She gave me a gift certificate for a couple of sessions at a tanning salon. I asked her if she was sure she meant to give it to me and not someone else. She said no it was for me and if I started working on it now I could have an awesome tan for spring. I explained to her for the hundredth time can't be exposed to UV light or I would burn up. She said yes she knew that but a tanning bed wasn't UV light, it used electric bulbs to tan instead of UV light. Wow.......I had built up a pretty good tolerance to imbeciles but there must be a new strain of them out there. We should just remove all the safety labels and warning labels on everything and let the problem fix itself.
