CurrieWho,
Hi I am completely exhausted after reading your extensive essay. lol You are allowed to say more you know. We don't charge by the word. But seriously, welcome, glad you are here. My name is Moni. I am happy to see your sense of humor. There will be a moderator named Laurie who will be along to welcome you soon I expect. If she speaks of 'that woman' that would be me. Make sure you ignore her advice and whatever you do don't feed her. You will never get rid of her. Hope to see you around. 🙂