Quote from: Cassi on March 05, 2018, 01:44:14 PM
When Cosmo ran across a "Top 10: Things Only Men Can Do" list from Askmen.com, we knew we had to post our own rebuttal. Behold, our list of 21 things only chicks can do.
1. Get pregnant: Sure, guys contribute but they'll never get as close (literally!) as we get to our own babies.
2. Fake it: Cue the famous scene from When Harry Met Sally. Enough said.
3. Ask for directions: We have no problem pulling over and asking for help. Consulting the GPS doesn't count either, boys.
4. Look sexy while sipping fruity cocktails: What guy do you know can look hot with a pink drink in his hand? Oh, and by the way, we look damn good drinking beer too.
5. Live longer: It's a fact, women live five to ten years longer than men. Plenty of time to take a few more vacations, have a few more orgasms, and maybe hook another hubby.
Next: Multiple orgasms and more...
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6. Have multiple orgasms: No need for us to wait and, um, reload.
7. Multitask: We can talk to our BFF on the phone, while watching America's Next Top Model and doing lunges. No sweat.
8. Get a new last name: Or just drop it all together, la Fergie and Madonna.
9. Wear skirts: They keep us sooo much cooler in the summer than men's shorts. Plus, a hot mini is sure to score us a few free drinks at the bar.
10. Get out of a speeding ticket: A little smile and a "Sorry, officer" is all it takes to get off scot-free.
Next: Dance-floor moves and more
11. Become a cougar, not a dirty old man: Sure, the idea of an older man sounds hot, but the reality is often a skeezy shmuck. Cougars, however, are fierce. Like: Demi Moore.
12. Wing it on the dance floor...convincingly: Guys will be so busy checking out your shaking booty, they won't even notice you're not a great dancer.
13. Wear high-heels: They add four inches to our height and make our legs look fab.
1. I can't get pregnant but if I ever get fat I could be mistaken for pregnant. When a guy gets fat people assume its because he drinks too much beer or eats like a pig.
2. I suppose I could fake it. But after I have SRS I will be really bummed out if I need to.
3. I'm always asking for directions. I would be happy if the person I asked got in the car and drove me where I needed to go. I'm awful with directions. My dad tells me I could get lost in my own bedroom.
4. I don't drink but I can look sexy drinking non alcoholic drinks. I've also gotten a guy all worked up from eating a popsicle erotically.
5. Well I hope I live a long time though I can't picture life as an 80 year old.
6. I can have multiple orgasms already.
7. I can multi task very well.
8. I guess I will get a new last name when I get married.
9. I love skirts and wear them often.
10. Yeah I don't know about getting out of a speeding ticket. I know many women have tried that with my dad and it's never worked with him. I don't know if its just him or if all the cops in Denver are immune to flirting and crying.
11. I think cougars are cool but I can't really be a cougar. If I mess with a guy more than 2 years younger than me I would go from cougar to sex offender.
12. I haven't been to a dance club yet because I'm not old enough to get in yet but I dance very well. Tyler's such a big klutz when he tries to dance that I was expecting the same from Tristan but I was very surprised how well he can trance dance. And I was all ready to laugh the first time I saw him dance too.😳
13. I wear high heels a lot. They aren't comfortable by any means but I love that they make me look taller.
I can also do that thing where you put your head on the wall and pick a chair up. I always thought that was like an urban legend but Tyler and Tristan really couldn't do it. I don't understand why I can though. I was born male so technically I shouldn't be able to either. Unless hrt changed my pelvic structure or something but I don't see how it could have since hrt doesn't change bones. But for whatever reason I can it was fun watching them get aggravated because they couldn't do it. Lol.
