This poem is not intended to discourage anyone from having SRS. Just something I found online and thought I'd share with all of you.
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So, you want a sex change?Have you ever wondered how surgeons rearrange-the sex organs of a transsexual during a sex change!
The mechanic-the plastic surgeon's job is like removing spark plugs from a car-but the spark plugs are ones testicles which they put into a jar.
They scrap away the inner parts just leaving floppy skin-the yucky bits of old flesh are thrown into the bin.
Well the procedure sounds quite simple and should leave one free from doubt-they then take the male sex organ and turn it inside out.
And now comes the gruesome part towards making your new life-they cut a girly passage through a muscle...using hacksaw and sharp knife.
They also mould the labia flaps major and minor from loose skin-and make a new clitoris from the tip of your 'unwanted' thing.
The plumber –the urologist's job defiantly has no perks-with skilled hands they must design your new waterworks
Now apart from tiding up odds and ends the job is almost done-Unless the surgeon is going to use the colon technique which is a slightly tricky one.
The colon is used as lining for your new girly part-one advantage of this technique is its self lubricating...truly a work of art.
Well I guess I've said enough...oh wait just one other thing-they give you a dilator for your new girly opening!
And please don't forget the best part of this grusome rhyme- during the nip, zip and tucking...you will be SLEEPING all the time!
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