Bff: Hey, what do you think about (character) from (insert random show I like)?
Me: 10 out of 10 would bang.
Bff: Saaaaaammmeee...
Bff: Wait.
Bff: Isn't it your headcanon that (character) is trans?
Me:
Bff:
Me:
Bff:
Me: *quickly jumps out window*
Bff: B#$%@ yUO GET YOU PRETTY LITTLE A#$ BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!