Agreed, I would love to be softly massaged whilst shopping!
Breast pumping is so erotic, but it demands so many tubes, wires etc., and you are tied to the rig like a hucow.
I would also like to own one as I feel I am close to "an event". I am feeling very heavy, with some lumpy bits, and moisture.
I feel I could control a surprise drip with these in my bra.