Welcome Y2gender to the news staff

[cindybc]

    
Y2gender looks around for a place to get rid of her lit cigarette, spots a coworkers hat sitting on the edge of his deck and flicks here cigarette in the hat and turns walking back to her desk. "Hee, hee, hee." Honestly I think it's wonderful you got the News Person's job.

Cindy

[NicholeW.]

Welcome.  You are now part of the illustrious news staff.  Looks like I'll have even more trouble finding news to post now!  What a great problem that is.  Well-deserved and it's about time!

Are you enjoying the company car?

Kristi

Kristi, sweetie, I thought you were like the Gossip Columnist !!!

NO?!!!

N~

[cindybc]

National Enquierer?

Cindy

[Shana A]

Kristi, sweetie, I thought you were like the Gossip Columnist !!!

NO?!!!

N~

We could have a weekly advice column, Dear Kristi!. I think it would be a real hit. Watch out Miss Manners and Dear Abby

Are you enjoying the company car?

Kristi

Haven't gotten the car yet, guess I'll have to borrow Cindy's li'l red wagon 

y2g

[Suzy]

Kristi, sweetie, I thought you were like the Gossip Columnist !!!

We could have a weekly advice column, Dear Kristi!. I think it would be a real hit. Watch out Miss Manners and Dear Abby

Are you enjoying the company car?

Kristi

Haven't gotten the car yet, guess I'll have to borrow Cindy's li'l red wagon 

y2g

Gossip?  Moi?  I never go around repeating gossip.  So you better be sure and listen close the first time.

As far as the car, this is what we had picked out for you.  Perfect for you, a roadie, and lots of stringed instruments.  Go stand outside.  I think I hear it coming:


Kristi

[Shana A]

Gossip?  Moi?  I never go around repeating gossip.  So you better be sure and listen close the first time.

As far as the car, this is what we had picked out for you.  Perfect for you, a roadie, and lots of stringed instruments.  Go stand outside.  I think I hear it coming:


Kristi

Thanks for the car, I hope it's a hybrid too... gonna need something with good gas mileage to follow all the scoops.... vrroooooommmm!

<passes an ice cream shoppe, slams the brakes, parks the car and goes in to get a double scoop of triple sinful chocolate surprise.... oooops, that's not a news scoop>

y2g

[NicholeW.]

Gossip?  Moi?  I never go around repeating gossip.  So you better be sure and listen close the first time.

As far as the car, this is what we had picked out for you.  Perfect for you, a roadie, and lots of stringed instruments.  Go stand outside.  I think I hear it coming:


Kristi

Thanks for the car, I hope it's a hybrid too... gonna need something with good gas mileage to follow all the scoops.... vrroooooommmm!

<passes an ice cream shoppe, slams the brakes, parks the car and goes in to get a double scoop of triple sinful chocolate surprise.... oooops, that's not a news scoop>

y2g

Not only is it a hybrid, but I believe it is the one she sent me as well!!!! OMG!!! I haven't been able to climb into the thingy yet; and now I have to ride-share it?!!!!

[Pica Pica]

i never even got one 

[Shana A]

Not only is it a hybrid, but I believe it is the one she sent me as well!!!! OMG!!! I haven't been able to climb into the thingy yet; and now I have to ride-share it?!!!!

Uh oh, I'm not going to fit in it after eating all that ice cream then....

y2g

[NicholeW.]

OMG, no, of course you aren't!! I fasted for a week trying to get into that car. I think cremation is maybe the only way to do it!! LOL!

[Pica Pica]

that or extreme contortionism.

[cindybc]

Hi y2gender maybe you can let my fairy do the driving and you can ride in the trailer.



Cindy

[Suzy]

No, you guys have it all wrong.

Nichole got the second hand model:


I just took that old thing nobody else seemed to want:


Susan got the good one:


Kristi

[Christo]

Welcome Y2gender!

[RebeccaFog]

Hi Z,

   Welcome!

    I'm not sure I see any progress for you though, moving from dirty lazy musician to dirty lazy news reporter.  Next thing you know, you'll be a dirty lazy attorney.


(I'm kidding, of course & sorry Dennis)

[Shana A]

    I'm not sure I see any progress for you though, moving from dirty lazy musician to dirty lazy news reporter.  Next thing you know, you'll be a dirty lazy attorney.


(I'm kidding, of course & sorry Dennis)

Nah, I'm too lazy to go to law school

z

PS, I take a shower everyday 

[RebeccaFog]

You're messing with my stereotypes.   

[NicholeW.]

OMG, stereotype-alterations!!!! That is a serious criminal offense!!!

N~

[Shana A]

You're messing with my stereotypes.   

Denon, Panasonic, Sony,.... my stereo goes to 11

y2g

[Pica Pica]

why don't you just make ten higher?