OMG, I don't think this thread is big enough for me to list it all! One huge one is being treated like I'm an idiot by guys and mansplained. Especially if they mansplain something I know more about than they do. Another is idiots in the grocery store who block the whole aisle while standing there looking at something! Even worse when they look right at you. If I don't get any response after 2 "excuse me pleases " I just ram their cart out of the way. Then there are other people who talk on their phones the entire time they are doing their shopping. These idiots are oblivious to everything around them and block aisles, run into people, etc. If they are so "important" they can't be out of contact with everyone long enough to shop, they should stay their ass at home and have someone else shop for them.
At work it's beyond annoying when someone tries to talk on their phone while I am trying to cut their hair!! Do you WANT uneven hair?? Also annoying are people who can't measure. I have people come in all the time and say they just want a trim and to cut off about 4-5 inches because they don't want to lose much length. 4-5 inches is a LOT of length. I keep a ruler in my drawer so I can show them how much 4-5 inches actually is. It's always a big shock to them and when they show me on the ruler how much they actually want cut it's almost always an inch or less.
And of course if one looked up "annoying as hell" in an encyclopedia there would be a picture of Tyler in there. I realize that being annoying is just part of being an older brother but mine enjoys being annoying. When its cold outside one of his favorites is when he comes back inside he will sneak up behind me and stick his ice cold hands under my shirt and put them on my back. In summer months he just put ice cubes down my back. He will sneak up behind me when I'm vacuuming and grab my sides and scream. I'm surprised he hasn't given me a massive heart attack. He also hides around corners and likes to jump out and scare me. The annoying stuff he does to me could fill a book! Hiding out of site and spraying me with a squirt gun and finding it hilarious when I start trying to figure it out how I'm getting wet. Putting rubber roaches in the kitchen drawers which scare the hell out of me when I open them. Using a universal remote to change channels and mute the TV from around the corner when I'm trying to watch something . Tickling the crap out of me when I have wet nail polish and I'm trying to be very careful not to mess up my nails. And of course I can't forget one gross and supremely annoying thing he does. He will stick his finger in his mouth and get it wet and then sneak up behind me and stick it in my ear! Ewww! Just Eww! I'm surprised I don't have ptsd after years of this stuff. And no, Tyler isn't 12 years old. He's almost 22.
Of course he's also annoying without doing it on purpose. He will leave leftover containers in the refrigerator with like one strand of spaghetti, one baked bean, etc so he doesn't have to wash the dish. If he spills something like cereal on the kitchen floor he will kick it all under the stove rather than get the broom. And he's been known to shove dirty plates under the sofa rather than interrupt his TV watching and take them to the kitchen.
Tristan and my dad do annoying stuff too of course but Tyler wins the prize for being annoying. As far as me being annoying to other people, I have no doubt I am. I will admit I can be sarcastic as hell and some people don't understand my sense of humor and find it offensive at times. I've also been told by my dad, Tristan and Tyler that I am an OCD clean freak which they all find very annoying.
Everyone is annoying if you're around them long enough.
