Re: The Stephanie Chronicles 2.0

[Jessica_Rose]

I'm getting jealous of all the beautiful places you two are visiting. We think of buildings in the US that are 200 years old as ancient, but in Europe that would be considered new construction! Keep posting the fantastic photos, and we hope your trip is beyond your expectations!

Love always -- Jessica Rose

[Kendra]

Getting a photo next to Lisa Mona is so touriste but satisfying.  But then Stephanie had to hold me back at the Venus de Milo sculpture as I was about to attempt a nude photo comparing my 350cc silicone au pair installed July 2018 to Greek marble installed ~100 BC.  I'm pretty sure Venus' are out of warranty but mine have a ten year warranty and I don't have to rotate mine every 10,000 miles.  It was near end of day, I've never been deported evicted from a museum before but I figured my ticket was almost used up anyway. 

[steph2.0]

Getting a photo next to Lisa Mona is so touriste but satisfying.  But then Stephanie had to hold me back at the Venus de Milo sculpture as I was about to attempt a nude photo comparing my 350cc silicone au pair installed July 2018 to Greek marble installed ~100 BC.  I'm pretty sure Venus' are out of warranty but mine have a ten year warranty and I don't have to rotate mine every 10,000 miles.  It was near end of day, I've never been deported evicted from a museum before but I figured my ticket was almost used up anyway. 

The cool thing is my 36-almost-B's look pretty good compared to a lot of those statues!

[KathyLauren]

The cool thing is my 36-almost-B's look pretty good compared to a lot of those statues!

That was my first thought when I saw your photo of Venus: mine look almost like that!  I think I'll keep my arms if I pose for a statue, though.

[Donica]

Seeing your photo of Venus, I think I feel a lot better about my self too. Plus, we still have room to grow. WOW!!! ladies!!! Paris is such a beautiful place. And the history etc.... A must see added to my bucket list. I am in awe of all of your pictures. Thank you for sharing girls.

Hugs Steph and Kendra!
Donica.

[JudiBlueEyes]

What a wonderful time you are having!  I'm so jealous.  I need to make plans to visit there too!

[Rayna]

That's so wonderful. Thanks for all the great photos.

Your portraits with semi-Happy Moni Lisa are great. Steph, your smile may not exactly match. Feeling good anyone?

I hope you get more than soup in Spain, Kendra.

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[HappyMoni]

Your portraits with semi-Happy Moni Lisa are great. Steph, your smile may not exactly match. Feeling good anyone?

   I don't understand this comment but for some reason I was compelled to smile.    (Thumbs up Randy)

   I love that you two are having so much fun.  I hope you are respecting the customs over there like not squeezing the Charlemagne. Is it true that the maids really dress in those cool outfits? (Pictures please.) Is the toast...well, you know, French? I am hoping you pick up on the language okay. Oh, not French or Spanish, no, no. You should concentrate on learning 'jive' for the plane ride home. Got your pearls ready Mrs. Billingsly?
   Anyway, after that sad paragraph I'm sure Mona is crying at this point.
Keep having fun. Steph, what you said about me! Well, back at ya Girl.

With much love,
MonaMoni

[Northern Star Girl]

@Steph2.0   @Kendra
Dear Stephanie and Kendra:

Hopefully you and Kendra are far away from the dangerous street protests in Paris....
Please stay safe.
Hugs,
Danielle

[SassyCassie]

You should concentrate on learning 'jive' for the plane ride home. Got your pearls ready Mrs. Billingsly?

It's okay. I'm fluent in both Jive and Southeastern Redneck. I think we're pretty much covered for any future endeavours.

[Jessica_Rose]

Cassie this is really off-topic, but do you know what NASCAR stands for?

Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

(I hope no one is offended. I grew up down there too!)

[davina61]

Hope you escaped Paris ok as on my news feed it said it was shut down due to fuel riots (Mad Max style?) Loving your photos . BTW mind you don't get a face slap on the plane home after FFS (the queue starts here) Airplane is one of my watch over and over films .

[steph2.0]

Thanks for your concern, Danielle and Davina. We left Paris yesterday for Madrid around 2:30 and saw nothing about what you mention. We're still traveling and having fun. Update forthcoming!

Stephanie

[Kendra]

I was going to burn something but I'm too cheap to destroy a perfectly good bra.

Time to leave Paris, I am defenseless without my sword.  Après GCS.

[steph2.0]

   I love that you two are having so much fun.  I hope you are respecting the customs over there like not squeezing the Charlemagne. Is it true that the maids really dress in those cool outfits? (Pictures please.) Is the toast...well, you know, French? I am hoping you pick up on the language okay. Oh, not French or Spanish, no, no. You should concentrate on learning 'jive' for the plane ride home. Got your pearls ready Mrs. Billingsly?
   Anyway, after that sad paragraph I'm sure Mona is crying at this point.
Keep having fun.

I couldn't climb high enough to give Charlie a squeeeeeze.

The maids I saw were not who you'd want to see in those outfits. Maybe I'll get one for myself.

There were French Fries (not what you're thinking, though).

As for Mrs. Billingsly, I understand that she was unhappy that Ward was being too hard on... uh, Theodore.

Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don't want no help, chump don't GET da help!

In the next gallery we fought the crowds to see the Moni Lisa, post BA.

Steph, what you said about me! Well, back at ya Girl.

You're far too kind, but I'll take it, with thanks.

Love back atchoo, girl!

Stephanie

[steph2.0]

Another jam-packed day. Hint: be in good physical shape if you travel with Kendra! We walked 6.5 miles on Friday and 8.25 yesterday.

Saturday was taken up with travel from Paris to Madrid via Air France. Off to the train station for breakfast and a train to the airport. Everything is Christmassy here.



Our apartment was near downtown.


Feliz Navidad from Plaza Mayor, Madrid.




The bars have interesting names here.


Sangria in Madrid!


Another excellent meal.




An amazing town with incredible views. I think everyone in Madrid was out partying.


Our apartment was meh at best, but it was in a good part of town for partying. Here are the views from our second floor balcony.








We walked and walked and enjoyed the party atmosphere until I was plum tuckered out. Back to the room to finish another full day.

Stephanie

[Dani]

Hope you escaped Paris ok as on my news feed it said it was shut down due to fuel riots...

The news media always get the true story wrong. Isn't it just a bit too much of a coincidence that the riots started just moments after two hot chicks left Paris for Madrid?

I think the Parisian men just can't get along without Steph and Kendra. 

[Anne Blake]

I agree with Dani and I am worried about the riots that are about to break out in Madrid now that our girls have left town!

Good luck with your procedures in Marbella Stephanie!

Tia Anne

[davina61]

Yes good luck may it all go smoothly and a quick recovery.

[steph2.0]

Hello Friends,

Sorry I've fallen behind on my trip reports. I'll have lots of time to catch up while I recover. I will be on the table getting FFS at FacialTeam at 9am. I'll report back here and on my separate thread about the technical aspects of the procedures when I'm finally coherent enough to write.

This is my final report with this face.



See you on the other side.

Stephanie