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How do you crack an egg?

Started by Cindy, May 20, 2019, 04:17:48 AM

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HappyMoni

#20
May 20, 2019, 08:39:05 PM
Cindy you have this all wrong! The real question is, "What do you crack first, the chicken or the egg!"
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Kirsteneklund7

#21
May 20, 2019, 09:29:21 PM
  Question ; " Why do transsexuals tell jokes to eggs ? "

  Answer;  " To crack them up ! "

  Big hugs, Kirsten.
As a child prayed to be a girl- now the prayer is being answered - 40 years later !
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Evienne

#22
May 20, 2019, 10:24:13 PM
I usually smack it against the edge of my bowl shouting "You like that!? Huh? DO YOU!? Well take that! and that! Die humpty dieeeee!!!!"

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Kirsteneklund7

#23
May 20, 2019, 10:29:44 PM
Quote from: Evienne on May 20, 2019, 10:24:13 PM
I usually smack it against the edge of my bowl shouting "You like that!? Huh? DO YOU!? Well take that! and that! Die humpty dieeeee!!!!"

50% of that message might be made up.

  You are an eggxample of an egg facist Evienne.
As a child prayed to be a girl- now the prayer is being answered - 40 years later !
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ChrissyRyan

#24
May 20, 2019, 10:45:19 PM
Thoughtfully and carefully, with a quick tap, trying to not create a mess or to have shells pieces go in the wrong place.


Chrissy
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Paige

#25
May 21, 2019, 03:16:12 PM
Hi Cindy,

I crack lightly on the side of the frying pan and then pull the egg gently apart like you.  I hardly ever have a problem with shell parts.  One thing I've noticed though is that supermarket egg shells are usually softer than the ones I buy from a small farm.   The supermarket ones are much more likely to shatter into bits.

Happy cooking,
Paige 😊
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jaybutterfly

#26
May 21, 2019, 03:47:14 PM
to crack an egg you send them relateable memes from transgender sub>-bleeped-<s till they go down the rabbit hole and are forever changed as a result.
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HappyMoni

#27
May 21, 2019, 04:24:15 PM
I put my eggs under a spot light and ask them rapid fire questions like where they were on the night of May 20th? "We know you have no alibi, come on crack."
If I ever offend you, let me know. It's not what I am about.
"Never let the dark kill your light!"  (SailorMars)

HRT June 11, 2015. (new birthday) - FFS in late June 2016. (Dr. _____=Ugh!) - Full time June 18, 2016 (Yeah! finally) - GCS June 27, 2017. (McGinn=Yeah!) - Under Eye repair from FFS 8/17/17 - Nose surgery-November 20, 2017 (Dr. Papel=Yeah) - Hair Transplant on June 21, 2018 (Dr. Cooley-yeah) - Breast Augmentation on July 10, 2018 (Dr. Basner in Baltimore) - Removed bad scarring from FFS surgery near ears and hairline in August, 2018 (Dr. Papel) -Sept. 2018, starting a skin regiment on face with Retin A  April 2019 -repairing neck scar from FFS

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Cindy

#28
May 21, 2019, 07:24:53 PM
Quote from: HappyMoni on May 21, 2019, 04:24:15 PM
I put my eggs under a spot light and ask them rapid fire questions like where they were on the night of May 20th? "We know you have no alibi, come on crack."

Ahh you are of the philosophy of  'to crack an egg, one needs to understand the egg'
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Kirsteneklund7

#29
May 21, 2019, 07:52:52 PM
Quote from: Cindy on May 21, 2019, 07:24:53 PM
Ahh you are of the philosophy of  'to crack an egg, one needs to understand the egg'

Eggxactly !
As a child prayed to be a girl- now the prayer is being answered - 40 years later !
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HappyMoni

#30
May 21, 2019, 08:17:20 PM
Quote from: Cindy on May 21, 2019, 07:24:53 PM
Ahh you are of the philosophy of  'to crack an egg, one needs to understand the egg'

You are too cerebral for me here! I am thinking more along the line of plumber's egg. Each egg comes complete with a crack showing. Always bet on plumbers and remember, "A flush is better than a full house."
If I ever offend you, let me know. It's not what I am about.
"Never let the dark kill your light!"  (SailorMars)

HRT June 11, 2015. (new birthday) - FFS in late June 2016. (Dr. _____=Ugh!) - Full time June 18, 2016 (Yeah! finally) - GCS June 27, 2017. (McGinn=Yeah!) - Under Eye repair from FFS 8/17/17 - Nose surgery-November 20, 2017 (Dr. Papel=Yeah) - Hair Transplant on June 21, 2018 (Dr. Cooley-yeah) - Breast Augmentation on July 10, 2018 (Dr. Basner in Baltimore) - Removed bad scarring from FFS surgery near ears and hairline in August, 2018 (Dr. Papel) -Sept. 2018, starting a skin regiment on face with Retin A  April 2019 -repairing neck scar from FFS

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Jessica

#31
May 21, 2019, 08:56:15 PM
Quote from: Kirsteneklund7 on May 21, 2019, 07:52:52 PM
Eggxactly !

That's no eggaggeration!

"If you go out looking for friends, you are going to find they are very scarce.  If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere."

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Kirsteneklund7

#32
May 22, 2019, 02:45:15 AM
Quote from: Jessica on May 21, 2019, 08:56:15 PM
That's no eggaggeration!
Stop egging me on.

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Kirsteneklund7

#33
May 22, 2019, 02:47:30 AM
Quote from: HappyMoni on May 21, 2019, 08:17:20 PM
You are too cerebral for me here! I am thinking more along the line of plumber's egg. Each egg comes complete with a crack showing. Always bet on plumbers and remember, "A flush is better than a full house."
So you are saying its really more of an Eggsistential question.?

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Perry

#34
May 22, 2019, 02:46:29 PM
This is an eggsquisite thread!
Integrity has no need of rules.  -Albert Camus

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HappyMoni

#35
May 22, 2019, 08:40:34 PM
Quote from: Perry on May 22, 2019, 02:46:29 PM
This is an eggsquisite thread!

Perry stop eggagerating!
If I ever offend you, let me know. It's not what I am about.
"Never let the dark kill your light!"  (SailorMars)

HRT June 11, 2015. (new birthday) - FFS in late June 2016. (Dr. _____=Ugh!) - Full time June 18, 2016 (Yeah! finally) - GCS June 27, 2017. (McGinn=Yeah!) - Under Eye repair from FFS 8/17/17 - Nose surgery-November 20, 2017 (Dr. Papel=Yeah) - Hair Transplant on June 21, 2018 (Dr. Cooley-yeah) - Breast Augmentation on July 10, 2018 (Dr. Basner in Baltimore) - Removed bad scarring from FFS surgery near ears and hairline in August, 2018 (Dr. Papel) -Sept. 2018, starting a skin regiment on face with Retin A  April 2019 -repairing neck scar from FFS

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stephaniec

#36
May 22, 2019, 08:52:34 PM
how do you safely crack an ostrich egg
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Julia1996

#37
May 22, 2019, 09:07:33 PM
I crack it on the lip of the bowl . I always crack eggs into a small bowl rather into the batter, etc.  If I do get a shell in it, it's much easier to fish it out rather than fishing for it cake batter or other dishes that need eggs.
Julia


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SRS done 5/21/2018
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Colleen_definitely

#38
May 22, 2019, 09:13:23 PM
Quote from: stephaniec on May 22, 2019, 08:52:34 PM
how do you safely crack an ostrich egg

With a hack saw and a hammer, no joke.
As our ashes turn to dust, we shine like stars...
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Jessica

#39
May 22, 2019, 09:13:56 PM
Quote from: stephaniec on May 22, 2019, 08:52:34 PM
how do you safely crack an ostrich egg

With a blowtorch, then you eggtinguish it!

"If you go out looking for friends, you are going to find they are very scarce.  If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere."

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