I watched a baseball game once. Back when TV here used to show the world series very early in the morning. I... uh... I kind of fell asleep. I think probably because it didn't start until like 2am but also because, well, nothing happened. The scores are so low! And the commentators are obsessed with historical stats. It's kind of wild.
"Well, Gabe, this is the 15th highest batting average since <insert historical player in historical team> in 1914 and you know he's gotta be feeling the weight of history on his shoulders right now!"
"Absolutely, Trent! This is a big moment for the guy! And let's not forget that guy at first base! He's caught more balls than <insert historical figure> in his 4th game during the 1922 series vs <insert historical team>. We are in the presence of greatness tonight!"
They are extremely enthusiastic about it, lol. And... I mean cricket commentators kind of do that too, because they are both very stat heavy games, but it's very soporific, lol.
No idea who Gabe and Trent are, by the way. Just the most sports commentator names I could come up with, haha.
I hear baseball game hot dogs are supposed to be decent, though.
