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catbug · April 22, 2024, 04:43:41 PM

the sun isn't real
never has been, never will be
it's a hologram put in the sky to watch our every move
the "eclipse" that just happened?
yeah, that was them covering the sun to change the bulb and update the software

it's current year and idk how people still fall for this age-old trick

bread · April 22, 2024, 05:15:40 PM

The moon is a soul trap, it's the light people see when they're dying. If you go in your soul is consumed like a battery.

catbug · April 22, 2024, 05:22:32 PM

Quote from: bread on April 22, 2024, 05:15:40 PMThe moon is a soul trap, it's the light people see when they're dying. If you go in your soul is consumed like a battery.

i've heard this as well
also the moon landing wasn't fake but they are covering up the fact that it's flat

fair_in_height · April 22, 2024, 05:34:37 PM

Quote from: bread on April 22, 2024, 05:15:40 PMThe moon is a soul trap, it's the light people see when they're dying. If you go in your soul is consumed like a battery.

NO NO NO! We all know that the moon is fake! Even if the moon landing IS real!

catbug · April 22, 2024, 06:07:24 PM

Quote from: fair_in_height on April 22, 2024, 05:34:37 PMNO NO NO! We all know that the moon is fake! Even if the moon landing IS real!

the earth moon is fake???

fair_in_height · April 22, 2024, 07:32:33 PM

Quote from: fair_in_height on April 22, 2024, 05:34:37 PMNO NO NO! We all know that the moon is fake! Even if the moon landing IS real!

@catbug

Yes 100% the Soviets blew it up with the hydrogen bomb in the 60s in a fit of rage after the US beat them to the moon landing. The US government now maintains a series of reflective mirrors to reflect the light back to earth. The regular eclipses is just the government going to clean the mirrors.

bread · April 22, 2024, 09:00:21 PM

Quote from: fair_in_height on April 22, 2024, 07:32:33 PM@catbug

Yes 100% the Soviets blew it up with the hydrogen bomb in the 60s in a fit of rage after the US beat them to the moon landing. The US government now maintains a series of reflective mirrors to reflect the light back to earth. The regular eclipses is just the government going to clean the mirrors.

Couldn't have been difficult, being flat and hollow after all.

Paulie · April 22, 2024, 10:23:55 PM

No,

Quote from: fair_in_height on April 22, 2024, 05:34:37 PMNO NO NO! We all know that the moon is fake! Even if the moon landing IS real!

No! No! No! The moon is not fake. It's made up of gasses. And the sun is "Almost" to hot for us to go near.

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Devlyn · April 23, 2024, 04:35:37 AM

One word for ya: Chemtrails

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