I doubt you can get proper crumpets over there. So your English muffins are good enough.
If I ever met either of you though, you'd both get the real thing. And lori, a mug of very good coffee to go with it. <3
Oh, and normally I don't advocate this... but you have to try peanut butter on a crumpet/English muffin. Proper chunky stuff. With actual peanuts. It's to die for. 😀