
You and Your Mom Are Completely Different
At times, it seems like you and your mom aren't even related.
You often wonder how two people from the same family can be so different.
You and your mom see the world so differently. You hardly ever agree.
As the saying goes... you can pick your friends, but not your relatives.
I expected this. We didn't get along well, that should have been a sign of what was to come with me.
When i'd spend a lot of time in the bathroom (primping) I'd hear "You're worse than a girl!" My reaction would be to think to myself; "Yeah, well, guess what mom?" My sister and I would joke that we were adopted, or dropped off by aliens.
Best part was when I was turning my mattress and discovered a prayer card for the Patron Saint of Lost Causes...jeez!!!