Step-mom's Turkish Parents coming to visit

[Dante]

My step-mom's parents are coming to visit today, and the only words of English they speak are 'Chicken' and 'one'. The Turkish words I speak are as follows: ( I probably haven't spelled any of these correctly.)

Hello (Marhaba)
Who are you? (Cim sin san?)
Yes (Evet)
No (higher)
Thank You (Tusheckular)
Father (bubba)
Go away (chick, chick de cheryl)
Go to hell (Cahanamagit [C is pronounced J ])
Other assorted swears.
A few numbers (beer, icky, dirt, besh,)

That's about it. This will be funny. They're going to bed now, at 5:30, because they're jet lagged.

[gothique11]

cool beans. Good luck with your step-mom's parents.

--natalie