Texas Caucus Results Thwarted By Possibly Transgendered Old People

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Texas Caucus Results Thwarted By Possibly Transgendered Old People (blog/satire)

Wonkette
03/06/2008

"The Texas Caucus will never be decided, and not because of some Diebold terrorist glitch, either. No, it is because old people don't know the meaning of "transgendered," and when caucus officials tried to explain it to them last night due to ballot confusion, the old people cursed them out and refused to give any gender at all. As our secret Texas caucus official operative "Bob" notes, "Democratic officials must now determine whether caucusers who refused to properly disclose this information must be disqualified."