Not exactly the question I thought was coming...

[LostInTime]

This weekend I was at a party and limping pretty badly from an injury sustained the previous week.  Fortunately one of the party people is a chiroprator and offered to do his best.  After getting me all situated he started asking about the injury.  Then he asked about past activity.  One question was if I had ever given birth or had been pregnant.  I was surprised since I am very out around the group of people who were there but I just answered and did not elaborate.    I was halfway made up and looked like hell but managed to look good enough I guess.  Walking on clouds the rest of the time.  Oh and he did a great job with the leg.