Yes, far too interesting...
On second thoughts, maybe just an eternity of listening to the Candy Cave song...
Oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up,
Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain Cave.
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land,
Such a happy and joy-filled and perky merry land.
They've got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things,
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day.
It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town,
It's the Mecca of love, the Candy Cave.
They've got jelly beans, and coconuts with little hats,
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets.
Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band,
Candy bells, it's a treat as they march across the land.
Cheery ribbons stream across the sky into the ground,
Turn around, it astounds, it's the dancing candy tree.
In the Candy Cave imagination runs so free,
So now Charlie, please will you go into the cave?
Scarred for life, I tell you!
