Quotewhy should anything exist at all?
Because I said so. And, you would know this if you took the time to read my overly long and badly written pamphlet which clearly states that in the beginning, I said, "Let there be light".
Unfortunately, The sun and the stars appeared. It was unfortunate because by "light", I meant "feathers". I'm okay with it, however, because nothing is perfect.
Once I created feathers, I mean, "light", everything else began to appear at random. It was like, there was no preventing it. I was okay with all that too, because I really did want a nice lake to rest by. Of course, everything was ruined when the humans turned up. But, what the hell, nothing is perfect.
Any more questions?