It's the abortion-restrictin', gay-bashin', evolution-hatin', public decency GOP

[Hazumu]

It's the abortion-restrictin', gay-bashin', evolution-hatin', public decency GOP election year agenda!

Editor's note: CL was able to obtain an exclusive copy of a secret Republican Party briefing on its 2008 election strategy, which we reprint below:

Memorandum

April 30, 2008

We didn't hit quite the home run in Pinellas County, where a few county commissioners who must be RINOs (Republicans In Name Only) voted to give special rights to gays. We managed to salvage a minor victory when we kept the "transgendered" out of the special rights ordinance, and extra props go to Commissioner Calvin Harris for his widely quoted comment: "I don't even know what a transgender is."

That's exactly the lack of awareness we'd like to encourage in all of our politicians!

[tekla]

I'm not even sure most of those clowns know what the word "constitution' means.

[Purple Pimp]

Pardon me while I puke a little.

Lia