I'd think he'd at least consider the snaps of him with his penis sticking through a cardboard box that were made when he was in college. They could resurface, I would imagine. They were published in the mid-seventies when he was tight with the Orange-juice Queen, Anita Bryant, and her gay-bashing that was making national headlines.
When you're as old as he is, washed up in your chosen field and your name isn't George Burns, Katherine Hepburn or Henry Fonda, maybe you just go for whatever pub ya can find
Nichole