Controversial Court Ruling Upholds Homosexual's Right To Prance Around ...

[Dennis]

Controversial Court Ruling Upholds Homosexual's Right To Prance Around Demanding Attention And Being A Drama Queen

HARTFORD, CT—The Connecticut Supreme Court on Monday upheld the right of individuals, regardless of sexual orientation, to engage in any number of "grandiose behaviors," including, but not limited to, sashaying across the room "like a hussy, yelling 'Oh my God!' at the top of their lungs while hopping up and down, and generally acting like Miss Thing."

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/controversial_court_ruling_upholds?utm_source=onion_rss_daily



Dent

[tekla]

I thought we already had that, isn't that the Carmen Miranda Rights?

[Constance]

As soon as I saw the subject line, I knew The Onion had to be involved.

I thought we already had that, isn't that the Carmen Miranda Rights?

Oh, it's such a good thing I finished my coffee before I read this. Carmen Miranda Rights indeed! 

[Ell]