Unfortunate inverse proportions

[Ell]

The bigger the dog, the smaller the likelihood that the owner will clean up after it.

[Janet_Girl]

The bigger the dog, the smaller the likelihood that the owner will clean up after it.

Janet

[Ell]

The bigger the dog, the smaller the likelihood that the owner will clean up after it.

Janet

well, that's how it works in my neighborhood...

[Janet_Girl]

Ahhhhh.  Now I understand, it is the small in mine too

Smiles,
Janet

[Ell]

The less clean the underwear, the more interested the dog in the wearer.

[Janet_Girl]

Hummmm, Tough one to prove.  I for one do not wish to research that theory.

You get stranger, Ell 

Janet

[Lisbeth]

The less clean the underwear, the more interested the dog in the wearer.

I could say something, but I'm going to restrain myself.

[Ell]

I could say something, but I'm going to restrain myself.

or, or i could restrain you

[Lisbeth]

I could say something, but I'm going to restrain myself.

or, or i could restrain you

Mmmmmm...

[Ell]

The less clean the underwear, the more interested the dog in the wearer.

ewwwwww!   

heh heh.

Posted on: June 11, 2008, 09:43:04 AM

Hummmm, Tough one to prove.  I for one do not wish to research that theory.

You get stranger, Ell 

Janet

Just take a fresh pair of panties and set it next to the funky panties on the floor in the corner. Then note which of them your little dog prefers rolling on her back on. Keep a log, for at least seven entries, one per day. Be sure not to give her a snack for at least 20 minutes after making her choice, as this may skew the results. Also, do not to look at one pair of panties more than the other, as dogs can pick up on subtle cues. after you've logged your entry, throw the funky panties in the hamper, and put on the fresh ones.   

-Ell

[Lisbeth]

Just take a fresh pair of panties and set it next to the funky panties on the floor in the corner. Then note which of them your little dog prefers rolling on her back on. Keep a log, for at least seven entries, one per day. Be sure not to give her a snack for at least 20 minutes after making her choice, as this may skew the results. Also, do not to look at one pair of panties more than the other, as dogs can pick up on subtle cues. after you've logged your entry, throw the funky panties in the hamper, and put on the fresh ones.   

-Ell

Last night, Josey was having a wonderful time rolling in the panties I was trying to fold up and put away.

[Maebh]

Last night, Josey was having a wonderful time rolling in the panties I was trying to fold up and put away.

You might need to change your detergent. 

LLL&R

Maebh

[Constance]

The higher the level of technology, the easier it is to completely foul it up.

[tekla]

In my life its simple, the more tickets the band sells, the worse they are.  The bigger they get, the more they suck.

Hell, I remember when Radiohead was playing for 300 people in 600 seat clubs and they were brilliant.  This summer, when they are going to play to 200K in the first night concert ever in Golden Gate Park, I'm sure they will smell on ice.