Transsexuals livid at 'ho-bag' Beckham

[Shana A]

Transsexuals livid at 'ho-bag' Beckham
06:00 AEST Mon Jun 30 2008
ago
Transsexuals have declared war on designer Christian Siriano and pal Victoria Beckham.
By ninemsn staff

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=588915

Victoria Beckham is living in fear from a group of angry transsexuals after being dragged into a war of words between them and her high-profile fashion designer friend.

The angry she-males have promised to stalk Beckham — who they describe as an "emaciated stick insect with sparrow legs" — and warned her to "watch her back", the UK's Daily Star reports.

The drama began when designer Christian Siriano insulted cross-dressers after using the term "hot ->-bleeped-<- mess" to describe outfits he didn't like.

[tekla]

I think we ought to cut off diplomatic relations with England for shipping us this girl and her washed up, overpaid husband too.

[NicholeW.]

Washed up? Becks. You've gotta be kidding, or just don't pay that much attention to the beautiful game tekla. Actually during the past year and 1/2 at Real Madrid and then with England after Capello started managing them Becks has been a huge factor in a championship in Spain for the former and a few actual wins for the latter.

He's even managed to win a few games for the Galaxy. A sadder team than any almost in the MSL!!

Nichole

[Sephirah]

Yeah, but there were mutterings that he only played his last game for England in order to get his 100th cap for his country... sort of a thank you, not necessarily because he's as physically able as he used to be.

But he is iconic for the game, inspirational for the team he's playing with, and has a heck of a free kick when he's in the zone.

We wouldn't mind him back, but you can keep Posh over there.

[NicholeW.]

Yeah, but there were mutterings that he only played his last game for England in order to get his 100th cap for his country... sort of a thank you, not necessarily because he's as physically able as he used to be.

But he is iconic for the game, inspirational for the team he's playing with, and has a heck of a free kick when he's in the zone.

We wouldn't mind him back, but you can keep Posh over there.

But he did manage to set up all of the goals England scored in that 100th cap game as well. That's what a good mid-fielder will do. Becks was never fast and is now slower still. But his feel for the game and his ability to work hard and make plays that younger faster mid-fielders don't do so well is still pretty amazing.

I don't know if next season will be the same for him, but, with the relative hype I still think he's better bang for the Euro than Frank Lampard, for instance. Like Cesc Fabregas without the speed, Becks still can weigh a cross about as well as anyone currently playing.

Well, that's what I think. Too bad Wenger didn't get him to come to Arsenal!! hahahaha

N~

[Chrissty]

OK.....look...We'll take back the Beckinghams, you hardly notice Victoria when she stands side on, and David has his "Hunky" moments....

.....But you have got to keep Ozzie  and Sharon     !....

...And how long before we can send you Peter Andre and Katie Price permanently.....?

...This little island just 'aint big enough!...


Chrissty

[Sephirah]

LMAO!

Can you imagine Katie and Peter... the prince and princess of pointless, purile putrescence, over in the USA full time?

No, no... that's just too horrible for our friends across the pond. We can't inflict such dire levels of awfulness on them. I like the US.

But I don't think the UK is chic enough for Posh anymore; I doubt she'd come back, and stay here, even if she was forcefully deported.

[NicholeW.]

But I don't think the UK is chic enough for Posh anymore; I doubt she'd come back, and stay here, even if she was forcefully deported.

I imagine that that's absolutely spot-on, Leiandra. She seems quite comfy in LA.

Who are the "prince and princess of pointless, purile putrescence," Peter Andre and Katie Price?

Nichole

[Sephirah]

*sigh*

Those two characters. They're Beckham wannabe's.

She used to be called Jordan... or maybe she still is, I don't really care anymore, and does modelling work... or something.  He used to have a music career... by which I mean he used to show off his washboard stomach and crow lyrics that would make your ears bleed.

Then they went on a reality TV show over here where they had to stay in the Australian bush with a load of other 'celebrities'. During which time they fell in love. Apparently.

[NicholeW.]

She's pretty and he's handsome. Are you saying they were born with the birth-defect of Absent Brain Syndrome and, other than pretty, No Talent Syndrome?

If so, they will disappear like stones thrown into a pond over here.

Nichole

[Sephirah]

She's pretty and he's handsome. Are you saying they were born with the birth-defect of Absent Brain Syndrome and, other than pretty, No Talent Syndrome?

If so, they will disappear like stones thrown into a pond over here.

Nichole

*nods* Those terms were coined for that duo.

*cringes* They even have their own reality TV show over here, in the style of The Osbournes. Here's a snippet... I'll let you make up your own mind.

[Chrissty]

Hey Leiandra, Nichole says its OK...

Pleeeeeeeese can we send them!

Chrissty

[NicholeW.]

Hey Leiandra, Nichole says its OK...

Pleeeeeeeese can we send them!

Chrissty

Um, Chrissty, Nichole has never, ever spoken for all of her country. She's not gonna start now. Nichole made an observation about the ability to float that a stone, or two stones, is/are likely to have in a country absolutely suffused with pretty and no-talent morons.

You'll need much more than Nichole's observation to say its OK for them to come over.

N~

"It's not the first time I've thought this."   OK, peurile it is!!!  A sample of "deep-thoughts"? OMG! They may sink before they ever arrive here!!!  Is there still room in the water in Portsmouth and Southhampton or Liverpool for these two, or is there so much clog in the harbors that they wouldn't get beneath the surface? 

N~

[Chrissty]

Oh...Um Sorry

...Shhhh....How about, just Katie, if we could make them split up....

....OK...OK! ...I'll take that as a No...

Chrissty

[gina]

The hell with with all three of them....overblown famous ->-bleeped-<-s....who needs them....plenty others... >

gina