We're not camera people, but I look too femmy right now anyway. Maybe next year.
I used to have a funny picture of myself dressed as a Hare Krishna. I shaved my head and went to work that way. Then I figured I might as well enter the costume contest if I was going to dress up.
All that week, people kept telling me, "I can't believe you shaved your head just to win a costume contest."
Uh, no, guys, I wanted to shave my head, and I was looking for a good excuse that y'all would understand and not hassle me about.
You should have seen one of the warehouse guys. He came in drag and was way cute. I would've been happy to see him like that every day...nice legs, but he really should have shaved them.