The program of the Republican National Convention

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The program of the Republican National Convention
by: Pam Spaulding
Wed Aug 27, 2008 at 06:00:00 AM EDT

http://pamshouseblend.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=6683

Please, please, put any drinks down on the table, stop munching on breakfast and keep the keyboard safe as you peruse the program of the Republican National Convention.

The press release just hit my inbox and it's a laugh-fest.

    UPDATED: "Country First": 2008 Republican National
    Convention Announces Full Program
                           
    Convention Announces Additional Speakers and Program Details
                             
    SAINT PAUL, Minn. - The 2008 Republican National Convention today announced the names of additional speakers for the program of events that will run Sept. 1-4.  The convention's overall theme, "Country First," reflects John McCain's remarkable record of leadership and service to America.  Each day of proceedings will center on a touchstone theme that has defined John McCain's life and will be central to his vision for leading our nation forward as president.

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The 2008 Convention program will bring together Americans who will speak to John McCain's vision for reforming our government, building prosperity and ensuring peace for future generations.

You mean, ensuring peace through more war, right?

A restless reformer who has dedicated his career to taking on special interests and the status quo, John McCain will deliver the right kind of change and reform to meet the great challenges of our time.

LMFAO!!!  OMG that's hilarious!

Wednesday's program will focus on John McCain's plans to get our economy back on track and continue our long tradition of meeting the challenges we face and using our prosperity to help others

You mean, by invading other countries in the hope of "spreading our prosperity?"  What a joke!

The comments are outrageous, I'm laughing so hard it hurts!

The RNC convention will look like it's fending off the seven plagues.

Will there be a mock-Vietnamese prison set up at the convention center where GOPers can spend five minutes imagining they're being tortured, so as to heighten their awareness of human rights violations-- 

Oops, sorry, I meant: so that they could heighten their understanding of McCain's major reason to be President: "I suffered for my country and now my country can suffer for me."