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Precious Little Girl

Started by BeverlyAnn, September 02, 2008, 04:11:08 PM

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BeverlyAnn

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,
'Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbitth?'

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,'Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?'

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
'I don't think my python weally givth a thit.'

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tinkerbell

Is that how you talk, Bev?  >:D

*hides*


tink :icon_chick:
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Janet_Girl

That is just to precious.  :laugh:

Janet
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fae_reborn

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