This dinky little freshman who thinks he's hotstuff in my Drama class asked me today if I was a guy. I'm not even out of the closet. I'm generally known as a "girl." I still have my hair long and in a ponytail, and my binding method only makes my chest ambiguous, not all the way male. So the only real male thing about me is the fact that I have a shadow mustache genetically, and I lower my voice/carry myself like a guy. But anyways. I said yes. And then giggled to myself immediately afterwards.

ANYWAYS, bigger question.
Like I said, I still got my hair long and in a ponytail. Naturally, it's curly, but once I pull it back into a ponytail and comb it, the part that's pulled back becomes more wavy, and the six inches or whatever that's hanging freely just curls into a big ball. I have a dance performance in under a week, I have no idea what to do with it. It's common knowledge that I am a girl, but just for once I'd like to look like a guy, since people will be sitting in huge bleachers to watch, and I could probably pass from that far away. So what do I do to it? We have hats we need to wear and use during the performance, otherwise I'd use a beanie. The hats we bought may not ship in time, so if they don't come, beanie it is. But if the hats do come, what do I do? The best idea I have is just double up the ponytail, so it's at least a smaller poof at the back. But since I have bangs, that makes me look extremely like a girl, like to the point I'm a seriously pretty girl. And. That's not a good idea.
So yeah, any ideas?