Wall Street's Woes Blamed On Gays

[tekla]

Gays made me afraid to shower.  And since all you have to do to pass PE is 'show up and take a shower" I was SOL.

[Pica Pica]

gays ate my hamster

[RebeccaFog]

gays wouldn't let me have sex with their sisters. Or was that just my lack of charisma?  No! it was gays!

[Pica Pica]

You've got a whole robin hood of charisma, must have been the gays.

[RebeccaFog]

why, thank you. I have been told that I'm smart. I'm witty. I'm stupid. and I'm an idiot. But I've never been said to have charisma.   

[gennee]

What these people ought to do is look in the mirror.

Gennee

[Laura91]

Gays make everyone fail PE

Yep!! It's all part of the agenda to make Americans fat and lazy. Mhuwhahahahaha!!!

[tekla]

Which is weird, because all the gay men I know live in the gym.  Perhaps they hope to beat us all up.

[RebeccaFog]

yeah, and take away our virginity.  Well, not mine.   

[Sandy]

yeah, and take away our virginity.  Well, not mine.   

I'm still a virgin...

in my left ear...

[RebeccaFog]

that was funny.

[Kaitlyn]

The gays actually have a globe-spanning conspiracy, don'cha know.  They took over from the Jews after anti-Semitism became taboo.  I'm sure that blacks are involved somewhere in this whole sordid plot to force little babies into gay sex rings.

[Laura91]

yeah, and take away our virginity.  Well, not mine.   

I'm still a virgin...

in my left ear...

[Shana A]

Oy, the wacko that stated this lives in the neighboring state to me... 

Well, I have to admit, that was fun, bringing down wall st... what shall we destroy next? 

Z

[Suzy]

Well turn this around for a moment:  I actually have some friends who are in the construction business.  Before Ike they were hurting.  Now they have more business than they can handle.  Do we blame that on the gays, too?  If so, I know some big macho Bubbas who will be kissing gay guys soon.  That I can't wait to see.



Kristi

[NicholeW.]

The Gay Agendum (get the grammar right) wants YOU, NOW!!!

[Sandy]

The Gay Agendum (get the grammar right) wants YOU, NOW!!!

OOOOooooohhhhh!!!!  Sign me up!!!!

-Sandy

[krisalyx]

idiots, idiots idiots don't these right-wing blowhards know it ain't are fault it's there's bunch of sad-arsed fools.

[Lisbeth]

What these people ought to do is look in the mirror.

Gennee

Wouldn't do any good. All they would see is that they're "normal" and we're not.
(Normal = like everyone else, i.e. like me)

[Lisbeth]

At the risk of invoking Godwin's law...

In January 1933, after a bitter ten-year political struggle, Adolf Hitler came to power in Germany. During his rise to power, Hitler had repeatedly blamed the Jews for Germany's defeat in World War I and subsequent economic hardships. Hitler also put forward racial theories asserting that Germans with fair skin, blond hair and blue eyes were the supreme form of human, or master race. The Jews, according to Hitler, were the racial opposite, and were actively engaged in an international conspiracy to keep this master race from assuming its rightful position as rulers of the world.
http://www.historyplace.com/worldhistory/genocide/holocaust.htm

Let's be sure to scape goat gay people for the country's problems now, shall we? That way we can use them to rise back to power.