UK: Homosexuals should carry warning tattoos, says chaplain

[Natasha]

UK: Homosexuals should carry warning tattoos, says chaplain

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/religion/3145269/Homosexuals-should-carry-warning-tattoos-says-chaplain.html
Aislinn Simpson
10/6/2008

He wrote: "Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their
backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR
HEALTH and their chins with FELLATIO KILLS."

[tekla]

Here and I thought they did.  But, if we're doing that, we should also have a tattoo for "only one person on my ass at a time" it would help me at work and at sex.

[Pica Pica]

anyone else just want to laugh at that headline?

[Kaitlyn]

Har, har.  Oh, the laughter.  No.  Stop.

Maybe we should have chaplains tattooed with a warning: "Caution - Contents Highly Unstable"

[RebeccaFog]

"FELLATIO KILLS"

So that's how 007 kills all those men when he has no weapon.

[Pica Pica]

and you thought 007 was merely a code name... it's actually 007''

[Kaitlyn]

is heterosexual fellatio safe, or does it merely maim?

No such beast.  Fellatio is automatically homosexual.

[Pica Pica]

Well, it is one of them suspicious foreign type words isn't it.

[Arch]

and you thought 007 was merely a code name... it's actually 007''

OUCH.

[Jay]

I just had to laugh, this is unbelievable. And to come from my country as well... just shows the views of the church here.

[IHPUN]

I just had to laugh, this is unbelievable. And to come from my country as well... just shows the views of the church here.

Because it's so much better in America... 

If it's a joke, it isn't funny, and if it's serious, history shows that such things are often precursors to genocide.  Either way, it's probably a good argument for severing any remaining connection between the government and the Church of England.

[Pica Pica]

what, cos one of their ministers is a total div?
while the archbishop risks schisming the church to allow gay and women bishops and preaches tolerance and understanding...

That is why the headline is funny... 'look at that div there, aint he a div?'

no wonder the world hates transpeople, they spot potential genocide before they spot a joke.

[Sephirah]

*sigh*

Then I say:

"Let us make it obligatory for chaplains to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan WARNING: TENDANCY TO TALK OUT OF THIS ORIFICE, PLEASE KEEP CLEAR! and their chins with NOTE TO THIEVES: WE DO NOT KEEP ANYTHING OF VALUE IN THE ABOVE CRANIUM."

[Stealthgrrl]

There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Fellatio.

Maybe priests should have KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN tattooed on their foreheads.

[tekla]

My warning tattoo reads, "why not, I've already done it with your daughter."

[NicholeW.]

I take it that the posters to this thread are in disagreement with the Chaplain?

Nikki

[tekla]

Nope, I think all humans should come with warning labels, beginning with "allowing breeding will threaten the planet."  "Avoid adding alcohol" would be high on the list too.  And "Warning: Contents Under Pressure."

What I really wish, is that back in the hey day of the gay way they had a 'hanky code' (see; http://www.gaycityusa.com/hankycodes.htm) and I sure wish everyone wore their kinks and fetishes in their back pocket, it would sure save me a lot of time.

Then we also would find out who the real sick people are.  They would be the ones without any hanky.

[Pica Pica]

zat mean there were gay people wandering around like the great cosmo, hundreds of hankies falling out their pockets?