You are Circus Peanut
You were cast aside by a gibbering freak in the night in days of yore. Lurking in the depths of mankind's despair lo these many years, you return to once again tantalize and disgust, with your vague stench of a sugary pencil eraser. Like all circus peanuts, you were manufactured in 1923.
Actually, I think it's broken. I tried a bunch of different answers and it always came up candy corn.