News Flash! Beloved Tigger is dead.

[Ms Bev]

Yes, sad to say folks, but Tigger drowned searching for Poo in the toilet.

[Sephirah]

What a way to go.

The headstone:

"He went by choice,
To find his friend,
A shout, a voice,
From behind the U-bend.

The donkey entered,
Raging drunk,
An evil smile,
A forceful dunk.

Eeyore denies,
Tigger was pushed,
Yet here he lies,
A little flushed."

[lady amarant]

Eeyore would never! It was Piglet in the Bathroom with the Plunger!

~Simone.