Mantyhose - worst idea since sandpaper thong

[Natasha]

Mantyhose - worst idea since sandpaper thong

http://www.sachem.ca/opinions/article/153619
William Thomas
11/28/2008

According to the Washington Times and Glamour.com Magazine, mantyhose is the most popular new clothing trend for North American men.

Mantyhose is pantyhose for men, straight men and married men, men who dress up but not across. Fashion designers are now tripping over each other in the rush to market mantyhose in light earth tones, dark colours and a tattooed pattern which is worn under shorts.

[Kaelin]

On the one hand, a late night comedian said something to this effect regarding the arrival of Manties a few year ago: "That's okay.  I'll just stick to panties."  Similarly, Mantyhose may seem a bit too exotic to some guys that still are willing to take a chance on pantyhose.  Don't expect it to cut into the market so much, especially if the style is compromised.

However, this guy (correct gender) is just spewing close-minded cynical anecdotes loaded with homophobia and gender essentialism.  He's less funny than me, and I don't even get paid for my material.