Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
Not a troll was stirring, not even a fight
The Announcements were posted on the main page with love
In hopes that the Internet soon would be up.
The children were warned that you must be eighteen,
and to never post anything considered obscene;
Susan in her formal, grabbed a beautiful wrap,
And headed out after adjusting the strap.
When out on the blogs there arose such a clatter
She sprang to her computer to see what was the matter
Away to the forums she logged in like a flash
Tore open her FireFox and threw open the dash
The size of the breasts that had been newly grown
Gave rise to an argument on the use of hormones,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But graphic photos of prosthetic gear!
With a post so lively the thread needed a hero,
I knew in a moment it must be Nero!
More rapid than eagles his unicorns they came,
and he whistled and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Karen, now, Dennis! he said with a wink!
On, Cindi! on Zythra! on, Chris and Tink!
To the mousepads do fly! break down the firewall!
Now press the Admin button! You make the call!"
As posts that before the LMAOplane fly,
When they meet with a ROFLcopter, mount to the sky.
So up to the Moderation Center the Admins they flew,
With the cache full of karma and Susan too!
And then, with a look that said, "This is no joke"
Susan sent them typing, counting every keystroke.
As I reached for my keyboard, and was turning around,
DarthKitty entered chat, with her riotous new sound.
She was dressed all in latex, from her head to her knees
And her clothes were are tarnished with KY and grease
A bundle of Toys she had flung on her back,
And she looked like a FemDom, just opening her pack.
I looked at Kristi as she looked at me
our eyes held a mixture of terror and glee
DarthKitty said, "I have more tricks up my sleave."
But that, I decided, was my cue to leave.
DarthKitty sprang forward and blocked the front door,
"No need for leaving, it's merrier with more!"
She reached deep in the bag and pulled out a large prop
This'll make your eyes water, I call it "RoboCop"!
And then at the doorway Emelye appeared
"What's the commotion?" she said with a sneer
"Oh deary me, doesn't this make us look proud?"
A bucket of ice water she threw on the crowd!
